| Week # | Opponent | Result |
|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | Deesato | L 10-9 |
| Week 2 | Horns | L 13-10 |
| Week 3 | Waterboys | W 10-10 |
| Week 4 | Lyle Alzado | W 12-12 |
| Week 5 | Open Date | (10) |
| Week 6 | Ethan C | W 10-9 |
| Week 7 | Why Not Zoidberg? | W 7-7 |
| Week 8 | Hyena | W 9-9 |
| Week 9 | Big Blue | W 9-9 |
| Week 10 | Ragesters | L 8-7 |
| Week 11 | Mike C | L 10-10 |
| Week 12 | Bad Mice | W 12-10 |
| Week 13 | Better Name Pending | W 12-11 |
| Week 14 | Turf Toe | W 12-11 |
| Week 15 | Mike C | W 10-7 |
| Week 16 | Deesato | W 11-11 |
| Week 17 | Ethan C | L 13-13 |
| PLAYOFFS | ||
| Week 18 | Open Date | N/A | Week 19 | Mike C | W 2-2 |