| Week # | Opponent | Result |
|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | I Will Win It All | W 9-9 |
| Week 2 | Green Bowl Tolkers | W 11-7 |
| Week 3 | Fighting Sporks | W 11-9 |
| Week 4 | Mean Machine | L 10-10 |
| Week 5 | Ignats | W 14-9 |
| Week 6 | LV-426 Xenomorphs | W 10-9 |
| Week 7 | BYE | (9) |
| Week 8 | Bad Mice | L 8-6 |
| Week 9 | JPP's Missing Fingers | L 8-7 |
| Week 10 | Lyle Alzado | W 7-5 |
| Week 11 | Pigskin Palookas | L 11-11 |
| Week 12 | Heisendad | W 7-6 |
| Week 13 | Ignats | W 8-7 |
| Week 14 | Brenda's Bulldogs | W 11-9 |
| Week 15 | Rabid Ferrets | W 12-10 |
| Week 16 | Evil Squad of Evil | L 13-11 |
| Week 17 | Pigskin Palookas | W 12-11 |
| Week 18 | Rabid Ferrets | W 8-8 |